Sexcuse 

The excuse you give to go fuck.

While visiting my parents, Jeff and I usually use the sexcuse of needing a gallon of milk from the grocery store. That gets us out of the house long enough for a quicky in the backseat of the car.

Sexcuse by Kate Charlton October 18, 2008

Sexcuse 

An excuse a woman makes to avoid having sex.

the womans sexcuse was "I have a headache, so we can't have sex tonight."

Sexcuse by Dhabi February 5, 2007

sexcuse 

The excuse one may give for having sex with someone that he or she may not normally do so with. Can be given on holidays, birthdays, times of low self-esteem or frunkedness, or when there is a general L.O.S.

Not to be confused with Holiday Sex, where sex is expected but has to be worked for. However, ex sex and drought busters includes times when a sexcuse would be given.

Dude 1: Hey man, what're you up to?
Dude 2: I think I'm gonna go bang out my ex.

Dude 1: Dude, you said you would never touch that ass again.
Dude 2: I need a Drought Buster bad man.

Dude 1: Terrible sexcuse dude.

sexcuse by ckolek March 2, 2011

sexcuse 

When someone makes bad excuses to come over and hook up

"you're just making sexcuses to come over"

sexcuse by koolaide guy April 14, 2010

Sexcuse 

What one has with their spouse or partner in order to be forgiven.

I'm sick of you coming home at this hour, and don't even think of having sexcuse with me!

Sexcuse by Rethabile Masilo February 24, 2004

Sexcuse 

The art of being sexy while also being excused, mmmmmm :o)

"Please sexcuse me while I brush my teeth"

Sexcuse by Poison`Apple August 1, 2007

sexcuse 

An excuse for having sex with someone you should not have had sex with. Usually a bad, quickly made up lie.

John: "How could you cheat on me with Derek!'
Mary's sexcuse: "...I fell on his dick?"

sexcuse by hey-j April 28, 2012