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slobotomy 

1. a mix of the words “slob” and “lobotomy” — with lobotomy being a substitute for “head”

— note : “slob” is taken from the common phrase “slob on my knob” (do oral on my dick)
2. really good head (fellatio, oral, etc.)
1a. that bitch gave me a crazy slobotomy last night like you wouldnt believe !!
1b. that bitch gave me crazy slobotomy last night like you wouldnt believe !!
2. after that slobotomy w/ the prostitute i paid for w/ my moms life insurance my dick is itching !!
slobotomy by naims<3 March 22, 2023

skizotoman 

A person obsedded by cutting things in halfs.
What's he doing?
Oh, he's just a skizotoman.
skizotoman by Frikke March 28, 2008

Sexbotomy 

Essentially a lobotomy caused by fucking too hard
Brad gave Katie a sexbotomy on Saturday night and by Tuesday morning she could barely remember her name
Sexbotomy by D Flawless September 3, 2020

sabotomy 

Much like a lobotomy, but the drill is a penis
Example 1
“Somebody ring Eccles, I’ve been sabotomised”

Example 2
Piercy “Did you see mouchy today”
Eccles “no I think he got a sabotomy”
sabotomy by Dunusedrname1 May 23, 2022

Skibootylicker3000 

(Adjective)
Skibootylicker3000 is a term to define a person with little or no “rizz” and cannot pull bitches. It is also a term to mock young Gen-Alpha delinquents who use slang such as “skibbidi toilet” or “gyatt”.
Charlie Brown is a Skibootylicker3000.
Skibootylicker3000 by cheesedip22 December 3, 2023

Slobotomy 

Head so good it destroys your frontal lobe
I’ve been feeling loopy since that night with Stacy, I think she gave me a slobotomy
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