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sex text 

The art of using a celullar connection to text someone of the opposite sex a provocative and sexual message that can bring the person to a state of sexual pleasure
While i was hanging out with my friends, my boo sent me a sex text of where his hands were going next...Down South
sex text by LOBO October 18, 2004
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Sex Text 

when your bf sends you sex related messages over the cell
My boy just sent me a sex text. where he was heving a rodeo in my pants and having a ski show on my tits.
Sex Text by Steven April 22, 2005

Sex text 

See word. - When you have a female on top riding reverse cowboy and male culprit is texting another female at the same direct time.
Sex Text - If you can't figure it out, you shoudn't be online.
Sex text by David Muller October 20, 2008

Mid-sex Text 

When you're having sex with a girl and she finds it so unsatisfactory that she starts replying to texts mid-sex.
"Awh dude how'd your date go last night?"
"Not good, she pulled a mid-sex text on me"
"Really, that bad?"
Mid-sex Text by Shebesta16 May 7, 2015

text sex 

text messegeing everything you are going to do to a certain lover while pleasuring yourself..... on the other end that certain lover is pleasuring theirself as well...
wow...i am not allowed to tell but i had hott text sex with mark the other day
text sex by loverslane July 21, 2008

text sex 

When one uses a cell phone's text messages feature to engage in sexually arrousing discussion in a similar fashion to phone sex or cyber sex. This is most commonly employed for propinquitous-challenged individuals.
It's ashame that that fox lives so far away... I wish I could have him right now! I suppose text sex will have to do.
text sex by The Macstablishment February 17, 2007

Text Sex 

Using your cell phone as a devise to send sexy messages to your lover(s).
Jen: Did you see Gregory last night?

Denise: No, but we had text sex for hours.
Text Sex by A Wilted Rose December 16, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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