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sex friend 

Same as fuck friend or bonk buddy.

A person you do, cose you aint getting it from someone you love.
Dude, did I tell you that your girl friend and I are such close sex friends ?

It's nothing to worry about, your mum and I are just sex friends.
sex friend by DrSnow April 18, 2005
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sex friend 

A couple (if you can even call it a real relationship) who's only real redeeming quality is to fuck each other. These "couples" often soon break up shortly after meeting. The female loses interest as she expects to be brutally fucked every night. These "couples" often tend to ignore family members, do drugs (not always but very common upon the culture), heavy music (loud music that has no fucking value what so ever).

A sex friend usually leaves quickly and is a bad thing to see in a relationship.
Girl 1: "How's Jonah doing?"
Girl 2: "Oh, why do you ask? He's just my little sex friend anyway."
Girl 1: "Oh.."

Jake Paul: "Alissa was just my sex friend. Tessa is better anyway."
sex friend by Jamie21699523 August 20, 2017

friend-sex 

(noun) An agreed to arrangement between two friends regarding a sexual relationship between them that is clandestine, occasional, situational and beneficial to both. occurring as a result of multiple factors. Either person may/may not have a significant other. The friendship remains, but has potential to become enhanced and strengthened if the exchange is mutually fulfilling and pleasurable, but could become complex or even strained if the arrangement doesn’t go as expected.
Nikki pitched his ‘friend-sex’ idea to Shannon. She said, “I’m seeing someone”, she thought the idea of this ‘friend-sex’ unusual. Getting hard at hearing her say“sex” to him he looked into her eyes and wished he could hold her hands in his replying “I know this, and as a friend I’d do anything you needed me to, as a friend I love you, the last thing I’m wanting to do is ruin our friendship with dating, naw fuck that. Cause we’re friends, right? I know my place. I also know that maybe people aren’t always #1, aren’t always appreciated as they should, are lonely even though they are ‘seeing someone’, I understand that too, sister. Top secret sex stuff between one another, just us involved, no stalking, no disrespect, take it whenever and however you need it. Touch, pleasure, physical gratification, special, anything you say, attention, you first, secret. Anytime, whenever you say. Don’t you get it?? I’m no model so turn the lights down, close your eyes, give in and I promise I’ll make you feel like the only woman in the world, working you and your body over, inspiring your participation in a celebration of you so that in such times together, flesh on flesh connected, alone and close to each other you wish to please as you are pleased. Then when the time is up for then, just call me when you want to come. I’ll be puddy in your hands becoming solid as a totem pole as you wish, the lesbian between your legs if you like, whatever. A secret we share”.
friend-sex by Nikki Stixx October 25, 2022

friend sex 

(noun) An agreed to arrangement between two friends regarding a sexual relationship between them that is clandestine, occasional, situational and beneficial to both. occurring as a result of multiple factors. Either person may/may not have a significant other. The friendship remains, but has potential to become enhanced and strengthened if the exchange is mutually fulfilling and pleasurable, but could become complex or even strained if the arrangement doesn’t go as expected.
Shocked by what she’d heard Shannon said, “I’m seeing someone, Nikki”, thinking this idea of ‘friend sex’ to be strange. Nikki countered “I know this, and as a friend I’d do anything you needed me to, as a friend I love you, the last thing I’m wanting to do is ruin our friendship with dating. Leave all that uncertainty, jealousy, and all the other shit behind with who you’re seeing. Fuck all that. I know my place. I also know that sometimes maybe people aren’t always #1, aren’t always appreciated as they should, are even lonely though they are ‘seeing someone’, I understand that too, sister, and that’s what I’m talking about. Top secret sex stuff, just us involved, take it whenever and however you need it. Touch, pleasure, physical gratification, special, anything you say, attention, you first, secret. Anytime, whenever you say. You get it?? I’m no runway model but they’ve come a long way now with light switches so you could just turn the lights down, close your eyes, give in and I promise you that you will get my best as I make you feel like the only woman in the world. Then I’ll work you and your body over (and over) in such a way to inspire you to actively participate in such an intimacy so that in such times together, flesh on flesh connected, all alone and close you wish to please as you are being pleased. Then when the time is up for then, if you’ve been pretending….just run with that idea and around the rest of the world pretend like it never happened”.
friend sex by Nikki Stixx October 3, 2022

Friend-sex 

When two clearly defined friends engage in some form of copulation, while maintaining the same level of friendship.
"Lexi, you're awesome. I think we should have friend-sex."
Friend-sex by JohnnyRogLex September 6, 2006

oops-friend-sex 

when you're hanging out with a long time friend whom you've either had some awkward sexual tension with for some time or haven't and one thing leads to another. You end up sleeping together...then decide it was weird and it will never happen again. You go back to being friends and never speak of it again. You decide it was just oops-friend-sex
"Yeah, it was super weird. We're definitely better off as friends. Just another case of oops-friend-sex I guess!"
oops-friend-sex by StewiesGirl August 17, 2011

friend-sex 

(verb) When friend #1 solicits friend #2 for intercourse or other sexual favors because friend #1 is desperate as shit and has not had any in forever and solicits friend #2 in an inappropriate way, time, or place.
So, I was standing in the bread isle at Giant when Matt approaches me and asks me for "friend-sex"... What the fuck is "friend-sex?!!"

Bob: "Hey, I haven't had sex in a while..."
Jenny: "Ok..."
Bob: "So I was wondering, friend-to-friend..."
Jenny: "Yeah?"
Bob: "Just as a favor, could you hook me up with, like, some... friend-sex?"
Jenny: . . .
friend-sex by Anitsirc & Arrais November 10, 2007
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