Sex Blanket
Sex Blanket by Mallory and Zach June 11, 2006
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Sex Blanket
Sex Blanket by aschluss April 4, 2010
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Popcorn Sex Blanket
A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.
Popcorn Sex Blanket by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 6, 2019
blanket sex
When a guy and a girl have sex with a blanket sheet with a hole between them in order to avoid physical body contact.
Al:"River was so shy last night that she took a pink blanket and cut a hole in it. Then we had blanket sex".
Pinky:"That's weird. She usually likes hot and steamy sex. Have you waxed your chest?".
Al:"No, why?".
Pinky:"Now I see the reason why! River does not like the Amazon forest!".
Pinky:"That's weird. She usually likes hot and steamy sex. Have you waxed your chest?".
Al:"No, why?".
Pinky:"Now I see the reason why! River does not like the Amazon forest!".
blanket sex by hotbabyface January 14, 2011
blanket sex
When a girl or guy takes a blanket and sticks it in between their legs and acts like their having sex with the blanket, and thrust until they get "the magic". Orgasm noises can be included if the person wishes. It's a form of masturbation.
blanket sex by iluvudictionary June 14, 2010
blanket sex
An action occurring beneath a blanket that appears to be sexual in nature but is really mundane or innocent.
Travis and Allie were shifting conspicuously underneath the blanket but everyone knew they were prudes, so Dave deduced they were having blanket sex.
blanket sex by SirHoneytoast October 31, 2007
security blanket sex syndrome
When a male or female feels uncomfortable having sex in someone else's house or apartment. They can only fornicate in listening distance of their parent(s).
Boy: "Hey baby, wanna come back to my apartment so we can have some alone time?"
Girl: "I'm not a huge fan of sleeping with you at your place, I would feel more comfortable with you pounding me in my parents guest room."
Boy: "Thats the room next to your parents?"
Girl: "I know" (wearing a very dirty smile)
Boy: "You definitely have security blanket sex syndrome, I should probably go look for someone else, but I think your hott so I'll be by in a little bit"
Girl: "I'm not a huge fan of sleeping with you at your place, I would feel more comfortable with you pounding me in my parents guest room."
Boy: "Thats the room next to your parents?"
Girl: "I know" (wearing a very dirty smile)
Boy: "You definitely have security blanket sex syndrome, I should probably go look for someone else, but I think your hott so I'll be by in a little bit"
security blanket sex syndrome by brandyOnIce February 21, 2011
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