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kermit sewer slide 

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".
Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.
kermit sewer slide by Erofen April 20, 2017

Sewer Camel 

A female who tarts herself via online platorms such as Instagram or Twitch.

Attention seeking to an obsessive level, she craves validation, though ultimately will only recieve it from the type of men she despises.
Clearly an atrocious and disfunctional human to all but basment dwelling neckbeards, she has no moral issues with accepting online "donations" from these males in order to finance a delusional lifestyle.

Specilises in "cosplay" involving lingerie and elf ears.
"Why are you sending PayPal gifts to that Sewer Camel?"

"Your just jealous. She's my girlfriend. She's an Instagram Model. I sold my sword & anime pillow collection to donate money to her."
Sewer Camel by Kransky on a stick November 10, 2018

Sewer Missle 

People-Propelled poop projectile
Something that occurs after a long night of drinkin with the posse. Best deposited at work, a pubic shitter or a friends house. Never drop a Sewer Missle at home unless you have the extra cash for Rotor-Rooter.
Sewer Missle by DFlowers December 15, 2011

Russian Sewer Pipe 

When you shit into a condom, tie it off, and freeze it, then proceed to use it as a dildo.
Mom: "Son, what is your shit doing in the fridge?"
Son: "Jesus Mom, I'm making a Russian sewer pipe."
Russian Sewer Pipe by TheRealKira January 24, 2015

sewer master 

her stories are so sick, she must be a sewer master
sewer master by gloria sandfree October 3, 2019

Sewer Yam 

1. A fat turd which is tapered at both ends resembling the shape, color, and texture of a steamed yam or sweet potato.

2. Butt fruit so massive that it chokes your toilet bowl.
His chili hole was stretched to its limits by the immense sewer yam which he gently coaxed from his bowels! Thankfully, the tapers prevented his butt from slamming shut.
Sewer Yam by Daryl Rhea May 20, 2010