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An insult for Some guy who was poor enough to be born with no dick so has to use a rubber dildo as a cock and sew it on.

An insult for someone who has no dick
John: "Hey Robert, how you doing?"
Robert: "Shut up Sew-On"
Sew-On by LOLjokeGUY May 30, 2011
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Sew buttons on a peacoat 

something to say when you dont know what to say
"So...," she said trying to fill the odd silence.
"Sew buttons on a peacoat," the old man replied.
Someone who won a sewing contest... a sew won...sewon ;P
Bill: I wonder who will be this year's sewing contest Sewon!
Bob: Probably the same Sewon that it has been every year.
Sewon by William cool October 26, 2014
omg, have you heard that Sewon likes Manushree?
Sewon by omgstopthetalking April 5, 2024
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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