1 definition by Jen Cordis Eats More Cum Than Anyone
Southington is your average town except for the fact that we have more alcohol, drugs, and hoe's than any other town in Ct. It's also home to the one and only Mother Fucking John Sample and yes he's a real person for those of you who doubt that he is
*everyone in this town is on drugs or has done them at one point* oh yeah mr. murphy has a weird face, it's flat and red and shit... LONG LIVE THE REIGN OF GENERAL GLEASON !
by Jen Cordis Eats More Cum Than Anyone February 25, 2004