Sessions 

Comes from middle-England. Used when someone or some people have had sex. Or describing sex between two or more people, or a person and an inanimate object.

If you see someone and they've had sex the night before you'd say "Ooooo Sessions!"

Sessions by Nicholas Wootton April 11, 2004

SESSIONS 

A skate, snow, surf, and punk rock store founded by Joel Gomez in Sunnyvale, California 1983.

His passion for sports and punk rock are what inspired him to start it all up.

Today Sessions has a website and their own team for each sport . Sessions also has an on going tradition of supporting charitable orginizations around their community. They are also associated with the Vans Warped Tour.

Skateboardind & Punk Rock Since '83 f%ckers!

SESSIONS by Your Mother October 14, 2004

sessions 

to physically discipline your female with hand and/or foreign objects in order to correct improper behavior. Females usually bring "sessions" upon themselves for not listening.

So I came back to the doublewide and just wanted to sit down and drink some budweiser, my old woman started making a racket, so in order to calm her down, we had a "session"

sessions by cynderacid April 26, 2003

Sessions 

Cool, good, impressive.

"That set last night was sessions mate."

"This grime is bare sessions bruv"

Sessions by hordiclegionrep June 10, 2017

Sessions@AOL 

A live performace at AOL studios. AOL tries to implies to its customers that it is exclusive to them, but anyone can hear and watch them.

I listened to Green Day's awesome Sessions@AOL performance.

Sessions@AOL by AOL Hater April 30, 2005

Jeff Sessions 

A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.

"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."

Jeff Sessions by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Jeff Sessions 

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.

We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.

Jeff Sessions by Word to your mother. January 6, 2018