Serrio

Serrio is a common Spanish slang and is used the same way a white boy would say "gnarly bro, far out dude!" Or the same way a black guy would say "on God." or "word." Or when a white bitch says "like totally for sure!" Or when a black girl says "boyy, I ain't playin wit chu!"...

But serrio is most commonly used when a homie is explaining a loco situation he was just involved in and his homeboy can't believe what he is hearing and responds "serrio?? That really happened foo? Like right now right now?" And the homie as serious as he can be looks his homeboy in the eyes and tells him " serrio foo, on errything dog." So his homeboy tells him " damn dog, no more tequila for you, serrio my boy."

Serrio by Miss.kiss2882 April 21, 2022

serrio

A bitch and a fucken gay fuck who sucks at life.

Serrio went to play basketball a lost all of his life.

serrio by Lupe peralta April 11, 2018

Serious as a beaver 

Utmost seriousness. Unequivocal state of demanding careful consideration or application.

Person 1: "Are you serious? Are we really going to this party?"

Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"

Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"

Serious as a beaver by eduardo_saverin January 25, 2013

Serious drooling 

Much desire, lust or admiration is shown.

We are looking over the car show and the gentleman's club, so we got some serious drooling to do!

Serious drooling by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Seirion 

To rape a dead corpse or sexually defile it in some form

uh oh, he's going to go seirion the body

Seirion by PlanetTron2 October 23, 2019

Sergio 

A Sergio will always be by your side even when you don’t need him to be. He does everything unconditionally for those he loves and will never let you down. You can always count on a Sergio. He is a passionately loyal lover, an amazing listener, and a forever companion. He will always put others before himself. Sergio is an independent man who will get things done no matter what. He is a hard worker and will not settle for less. When it comes to relationships, never let him go. Sergio will love hard that you will never doubt the love he has for you. Although he appears and seems unbreakable, he is the biggest softie. He loves to be given back the love and affection that he gives. He also loves to be cuddled and caressed after enjoying a big meal. He takes relationships seriously. He will be more loyal than anyone in the world so you don’t need to worry if he’s the ideal lover. He will spoil his significant other and will remind them how much he loves his S/O every day. He will be very protective and will never let you open a car door. A Sergio will do everything in his power to make his lover happy and will always have time to spend. He loves being in his comfort zone but won’t hesitate to step out of it when necessary. If you ever find yourself falling for a Sergio, you won’t regret it.

Sergio makes me feel so safe!
I love Sergio so much, he’s the best boyfriend ever!
Wow... Sergio is such a hard worker!

Sergio by Borkethy March 31, 2021

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

boobs i think probably

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 11, 2020