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Harry Potter separation anxiety

the empty feeling you feel when you realize that as of July 2011, there will be no new installments of Harry Potter, and that the Deathly Hallows is going to make you cry because it will all be over.
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how good Deathly Hallows was."

Person 2: "Yeah, this just means I'm gonna have a bad case of Harry Potter separation anxiety now that it's over."

separation anxiety-anxiety (SAA) 

When you are so into someone that you start panicking about the possibility of being separated from them in the near future. Often occurs on Sunday nights after spending an awesome weekend together. May cause fitfull sleep. Valid for both romances and bro/bramances.
Conductor: "Next stop is 14th St. Union Square"

Quick, kiss me inappropriately. I'm having separation anxiety-anxiety (SAA) about the fact that your stop is coming up.

Drone Separation Anxiety 

The horrible feeling you get when:
1. You see your drone developing a mind of its own and flying back to mainland China where it was begotten.
2. When you forget your drone(s) at work and to go get them is a hassle.
3. When your partner drags you to the Opera and you'd rather be flying your drones.
4. When you can't sleep thinking you have not properly charged the drone batteries for the next day's flight.
5. When your classes drag on & on and all you're thinking is locking in some GPS and soaring.
I left my micro drones at work and now, I'm having drone separation anxiety!

delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder

The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).
Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?

Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.

separation anxiety 

When Chelsea and Tamika can not be a part from one another for any longer than 5 seconds. They feel uncomfortable when each other are not around. All they want to do is be around each other all the time.

This is also called being in love.
Tamika; I can't function when Chelsea is not here. I just want her here to cuddle her and hug her.

Chelsea; I miss Tamika so much, I have so much separation anxiety when she isn't around.
separation anxiety by Anobserver December 7, 2013

Separation Anxiety 

when two ppl, or animals, get anxiety when separated from their significant others or treasured items
boy: Man, brody and reagan sure have separation anxiety
other boy: no shit. they can’t go 10 minutes without touching