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Semifriend

A person with whom one shares a friendly connection but engages in minimal communication or interaction. Unlike close friends or frequent companions, a semifriend occupies a peripheral social tier - present but distant, familiar yet unengaged.
We used to talk a lot, but now we’re just semifriends - still cool, just not close.
by LoranzaHumpscare's Basement October 4, 2025
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semi-friend

Semi-friends are guys that you meet on a regular basis, because you share the same group of people. For instance, the people you met after you joined a sports-club or a fraternity could be your semi-friends. The reason why you meet these people is often different from just hanging out together. a semi-friendship might also be called an arranged friendship.
Friso is one of my semi-friends. We sometimes meet in a bar, but he didn't invite me to his house-warming BBQ.
by Villa Virorum August 14, 2006
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angus seifried

A fucking monkey butthole who literally molests innocent children of his age with his very sexual glances towards them; as he sticks his pinky finger gently down their butthole they scream and it breaks his finger. He bites his lip as he strokes his penis saying: "I want that little boy for my van." It would've broken faster if he used his dick. His dick looks like a deformed child after being ruthlessly beaten with his chopsticks because that is the only way he won't crush his fucking tiny chode. He masturbates to child hentai and cries while he does it. His parents are fucking retarded and hope that spaghetti and pizza is the cure, he isn't fucking italian! Feed him some jewish boys and he'll be OK. He loves spaghetti so much; but he always FUCKING burns it, he could fucking burn milk with his cooking skills...

Literally thelegend72... The opposite of what you should be.
Girl: My mom says that there is a new boy coming to my school!
Boy: What's his name?
Girl: Angus Seifried.
Boy: If he wears a trench coat to school, run fast, run far. *Shoots himself*
by pussyslayer69*420 February 7, 2017
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Sexfriend

Someone who you have sex with without actually being friends with that person or being in a girlfriend-boyfriend relationship. Just for sex. Two people who have sex. Sex. Only sex. Together just for sex. Sex! Emphasis on sex and nothing else. Se-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-kz!!!! Sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sexfriends only do one thing together. Sex!
Boy:Yeah!!! we did it!!
Girl:It's sex!!! We're Sexfriends. I'm not your friend or your girlfriend!
Boy: Are we still sexfriends?
Girl:Only until next week! Only sex!
Boy:Nothing but plenty of sex!!!
by HawaiianPunch1 November 2, 2010
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Sexfriend

A friend you have sex with (d'oh) but without having a romantic relationship.
Lisa and I used to be lovers but now we're just sexfriends.
by Amator May 8, 2007
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semi-friend

someone you have the relationship with which is a split between an acquaintance and friend, but someone whos name you don't forget and say hi to when you walk by.
Mikey is a loyal semi-friend. If we spent more time doing stuff, we could be complete buddies.
by man on computer November 19, 2005
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hiring semifreddo

Like a hiring freeze, but with occasional exceptions.
My company announced a hiring freeze, but they're still hiring for certain positions, so it's really more of a hiring semifreddo.
by Chunks the Dog June 29, 2022
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