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Mumbai Sombrero 

Picking up a woman, thinking she is of Mexican descent only to find out after sex that she is from India.
I picked up this chick at closing time and later, while I was asleep, she defragged my PC.
It was a total Mumbai Sombrero.

Blue sombrero

When a bald man inserts the top of his head into the vagina of the woman from Blue Waffles.
Dude1: Yo baldy, what'd you do last night?
Dude2: Got a blue sombrero from that chick from Blue Waffles.

Riding the Sombrero 

Nicole drank so much tequila. She was riding the sombrero.

Sombrerbro

1. One of the most bro forms of headgear. Commonly used as a form of protection against non-chillness (or sissiness).
2. A sombrero made entirely of Natty cans, duct tape, and a sandwich made by a woman.
1. Eric: "Oh shit, brah. That cop just put his siren on! Better pull over..."
John: "Don't worry, I got this, let me put on my sombrerbro."

*cop walks up*
Cop: " Holy shit, brah! Nice sombrerbro! I'll let you guys off free this time" *Brofists*
Sombrerbro by Technokomodo May 19, 2011

Seabreeze High School 

A legendary high school in Daytona Beach, Florida, where a student is measured by his/her ability to skip class and still manage to pass. A place where dreams come true, but only if your dream is to become addicted to sex, drugs, and alchohol before the age of 15. Mostly a place of local legends and urban myths, you do not want your kid to go here. Other local schools call Seabreeze "Sleezebreeze" and say that we have STD's. It's true. Popularity comes in the form of one's abililty to chug natty lights, snort xanax bars, steal whatever pills are in mom's cabinet, get stoned before school AND at lunch, eat magic mushrooms, swallow XTC, drink jaegerbombs, drive fast, and somehow still be good at sports. If you don't go to Seabreeze, you're just not that cool.
person 1: "Yo what are your plans for the future?"
person 2: "Dude I go to Seabreeze High School..."

backseat sombrero 

Substantiating the widespread belief that all Mexican men are bisexual when given enough tequila, the term refers to an otherwise heterosexual mariachi performer's unexpected enthusiasm for anal penetration by another man.
Jorge was the picture of machismo until his fifth shot of Cuervo-- then it was all backseat sombrero for the rest of the night.