Selfuction 

Someone going out of their way to Fuc their own life up

Brunswick must be suffering from a severe case of selfuction, he seems to search the entire country for a way to destroy his own life! Man, I hope he gets help from a Doctor real soon.

Selfuction by Country 4Real October 13, 2016

dorito selection 

Scanning the depths of an open bag of Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the old or infirm, the hunter is after the Dorito weighted down with the most cheese.

Wife: Chet, the bag says that these Doritos are 20%

cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't

found a single one laden with what I would call

more cheese.

Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a

bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You

had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure

that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag

with your roommates.

dorito selection by Genomatic September 23, 2009

Psychedelic Selection 

The process whereby organisms better adapted to their environment tend to survive and consume more drugs. The theory of its actions are dependant on legality, location, physical health, lung capacity, experience and local hemp-life. It is now regarded as the main process that brings about the evolution of the sesh and the drugs/subspecies/strains involved.

(Firstly used to describe the psychedelic ecosystem, this definition has since changed to include Cannabis and all other drugs by proxy).

Due to the illegal and hostile nature of London's black market, many o' dealers import intoxicating substances as well as producing their own native drugs. This combined with it's high population makes the citizens of London a good example of psychedelic selection. (especially when involving predators such as the wild pig).

Psychedelic Selection by The Sesh Gremlinz August 20, 2018

Shot Selection

When you are going to blow your load on a girl but must decide pussy, ass, face or any part of her body.

I had 3 seconds left and my Shot Selection was limited to blowing my wad on her ass or in her crack.

Shot Selection by will bitten May 29, 2018

Natural-Selection 

A term for Darwin's theory, which is a nice way of saying, "that fucktard was too stupid to live anyway. At least he's out of the gene-pool now."

www.darwinawards.com

Natural-Selection by Fatass February 12, 2003

Natural Selection 

Survival of the fittest - not necessarily due to natural causes.

Did you hear about the person who misinterpreted the "stand behind yellow lines" sign at train station? they were killed by train. Classic case of natural selection"

Natural Selection by kphantom September 23, 2013

Cerebral Seduction 

The act of seducing someone using intelligence and wit, rather than looks and flattery.

Cerebral seduction transpired via his unique perspective on the Middle East conflict and his witty retorts to the peanut gallery, who disagreed with his viewpoint.

Cerebral Seduction by Fi-Toronto October 18, 2009