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Selfticle 

To tickle your own testicles. When self important people need more self importance, they will tickle them; hence the noun with plural only, selfticles. It derives from the expression "a gadila pe cineva la oua" which mot-a-mot translates "to tickle someone's nuts", meaning "to kiss someone's ass".
Wow, that person is giving himself so much importance, he's got selfticles.
Selfticle by nuseu December 4, 2019
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Sesticle 

"Dudez, i wuz in te afrikas and i seed a hurd o' sesticle!"
Sesticle by Penis Hamburger July 2, 2009

Shafticles 

Shafticels is a rare disease of the male penis, it is defined as when men have balls growing off the shaft of there penis.
OMG put it away justin, no one wants to see your shafticles!
Shafticles by Flipoutsk8erguy August 23, 2005

Selfficient 

The state or quality of being selfish and efficient at the same time. A person who is able to make others do or remember things for them, effectively reducing or eliminating that persons effort in doing the work.
That guy is so selfficient that he got a promotion without doing any work!
Selfficient by ChuckTSI April 18, 2016

roman shafticles

Receiving a roman helmet from a gentleman with shafticles. Shaft must start higher on the forehead than a standard roman helmet and testicles (mid-shaft) rest roughly over the eye sockets while the remainder of the shaft continues down the nose.
I met a strange man with testicles in a unique location, allowing him to drop a roman shafticles on my face.
roman shafticles by Dreadlox April 4, 2013

natural selfielection 

A category of fatality invoked during, and due to, the self-taking of a photograph. Like a 'Darwin Award' recipient, but a true event.
Did you hear about the couple's fatal fall in Yosemite National Park while taking a cliff edge photo in October 2018? Just another case of natural selfielection.

Selficient 

adj. Someone who is self-sufficient and efficient in taking selfies
Trisha: Robin is so selficient
Bobby: Damn right girl, even Nathan looks good in the photo
Selficient by SharmaAndShawarma March 4, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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