Selfticle 

To tickle your own testicles. When self important people need more self importance, they will tickle them; hence the noun with plural only, selfticles. It derives from the expression "a gadila pe cineva la oua" which mot-a-mot translates "to tickle someone's nuts", meaning "to kiss someone's ass".

Wow, that person is giving himself so much importance, he's got selfticles.

Selfticle by nuseu December 4, 2019

Sesticle 

George Lopez riding a giraffe.

"Dudez, i wuz in te afrikas and i seed a hurd o' sesticle!"

Sesticle by Penis Hamburger July 2, 2009

Shafticles 

Shafticels is a rare disease of the male penis, it is defined as when men have balls growing off the shaft of there penis.

OMG put it away justin, no one wants to see your shafticles!

Shafticles by Flipoutsk8erguy August 23, 2005

Selfficient 

The state or quality of being selfish and efficient at the same time. A person who is able to make others do or remember things for them, effectively reducing or eliminating that persons effort in doing the work.

That guy is so selfficient that he got a promotion without doing any work!

Selfficient by ChuckTSI April 18, 2016

roman shafticles

Receiving a roman helmet from a gentleman with shafticles. Shaft must start higher on the forehead than a standard roman helmet and testicles (mid-shaft) rest roughly over the eye sockets while the remainder of the shaft continues down the nose.

I met a strange man with testicles in a unique location, allowing him to drop a roman shafticles on my face.

roman shafticles by Dreadlox April 4, 2013

natural selfielection 

A category of fatality invoked during, and due to, the self-taking of a photograph. Like a 'Darwin Award' recipient, but a true event.

Did you hear about the couple's fatal fall in Yosemite National Park while taking a cliff edge photo in October 2018? Just another case of natural selfielection.

natural selfielection by Bachelor boB October 31, 2018

Selficient 

adj. Someone who is self-sufficient and efficient in taking selfies

Trisha: Robin is so selficient
Bobby: Damn right girl, even Nathan looks good in the photo

Selficient by SharmaAndShawarma March 4, 2016