SharmaAndShawarma's definitions

Selficient

adj. Someone who is self-sufficient and efficient in taking selfies

Trisha: Robin is so selficient
Bobby: Damn right girl, even Nathan looks good in the photo

by SharmaAndShawarma March 4, 2016

Traffic Arbitrage

A procedure undertaken in heavy traffic conditions whereby the subject (a driver) constantly switches lanes to beat the average traffic speed. Particularly important in US of A where the leftmost lane is always taken

Nathan: With this traffic, I won't make it to the airport in time unless I pull some moves off
Bobby, 10 minutes later: That was sick Traffic Arbitrage bro

by SharmaAndShawarma November 18, 2015

jealfie

A selfie taken to make the people not in it jealous, especially when you post it online

Tristan: I thought Nathan was gonna join us for the trip

Laura: he's such a fucking loser, let's post a million jealfies on instagram asap

by SharmaAndShawarma February 28, 2015

Selficient

adj. Self-Sufficient and Efficient in taking Seflies

Kevin: Hand me the phone, I'll take our selfie
Bobby: Bro, that's a sick shot, even Nathan looks good. You're truly Selficient

by SharmaAndShawarma August 14, 2016