Selfficient 

The state or quality of being selfish and efficient at the same time. A person who is able to make others do or remember things for them, effectively reducing or eliminating that persons effort in doing the work.

That guy is so selfficient that he got a promotion without doing any work!

Selfficient by ChuckTSI April 18, 2016

self sufficient 

The ability to not require me to babysit your ass on every little task that needs to be completed. Furthermore, not having to remind you of every little task that is required of you. Also, you being able to navigate the damn "help" tutorial on the computer, website, mobile device, etc. instead of expecting ME to be your "help" tutorial. Basically, being able to do ANYTHING your own damn self without annoying me.

I work with a ton of "independent contractors" in sales who can't seem to be able to wipe their own butt without me explaining it to them, writing down the directions, printing off a tutorial or loading a video for them demonstrating how to do so. I wish they could all be self sufficient.

self sufficient by Your younger and annoyed boss April 5, 2010

sufficient 

Just enough (the whole shaft could be the tip)

I went back with John last night… it was… sufficient.

sufficient by DomVs27 August 25, 2017

sufficiently 

to an adequate degree; enough

"he recovered sufficiently to resume his duties

sufficiently by SmartyGabba March 31, 2018

Sufficiently Siphonsiphide 

CONTENTMENT!

1) When attending a banquet (or buffet for the less fortunate) and stuffing your face full of good food to the point where your belly is just comfortable, you may express that you are sufficiently siphonsiphide.

2) When life is so great to the point where you are "happy as Larry" or "happy as a hot hog in a cold puddle of mud" or you are content to the point of being sufficiently siphonsiphide.

When eating a pizza at a posh pizza place surronded by many good friends, (and probably a couple of wankers too) just before putting the last piece of pizza in your mouth you say, "ahhh... I am suffiently siphonsiphide"

After having the best sex in your life and orgasming hard enough to blow your balls through the eye of your old boy (thus simulating birth), just before rolling over for a well deserved sleep the last thought that runs through your head is "ahh... I am sufficiently siphonsiphide!"

Sufficiently Siphonsiphide by Wickiwi March 3, 2009

sufficiently awesome 

Awesome, but not TOO awesome.

*While buzzed on beer.* This pizza is sufficiently awesome.

sufficiently awesome by Orion February 26, 2005

sufficient other 

Friend that meets all your emotional needs, but you are not physically attracted to one another.

My sufficient other and I can complete one another's sentences, and he loves my new haircut, to bad I do not find him at all sexy.

sufficient other by hillymack October 9, 2008