The act of public masterbation in a school bathroom. Usually using school soap as lube
I walked into BR2 and heard someone seifing in the stall. I went into the stall next to the seifer and took a video. After 2 months of leaving a sticky cum trail the SEIFer was caught.
Pretending to work. Covertly engaging in fun activities instead of work, but still appearing as a motivated employee.
Three reasons for the origin of this word:
1) A serf was a form of slave required to work a master's land. Lower-level employees in a modern business can also feel like slaves.
2) Surfing the internet is a common activity undertaken instead of working
3) Surfer culture is traditionally laid back and does not value working
Friend: Were you busy at work today?
Office Worker: Nah, I was serfing all day.
Could mean either just giving up, slowly getting out or getting away with something, relaxing drinking milk and water and watching a lot of Seinfeld, or seeing way too many actual signs.
to scife; be an out of linefemale; to ditch a planned setup; to annoy a male; to think you can order someone to do something; be totally and utterly out of line.
The practice of defending a landlord and their capital despite owning no land nor capital themselves.
“Steve, doesn’t half of your paycheck go to living in that walk-in closet? And they still haven’t fixed your water heater? Hasn’t it been a week?”
“Yeah but they bought the property fair and square”
“They have as much money as you do— they simply got a loan from the bank for less than you pay, and you’re paying it off for them, and they get to
keep the apartment you are living in after. Quit serfing, dude”