The act of public masterbation in a school bathroom. Usually using school soap as lube
I walked into BR2 and heard someone seifing in the stall. I went into the stall next to the seifer and took a video. After 2 months of leaving a sticky cum trail the SEIFer was caught.
Pretending to work. Covertly engaging in fun activities instead of work, but still appearing as a motivated employee.
Three reasons for the origin of this word:
1) A serf was a form of slave required to work a master's land. Lower-level employees in a modern business can also feel like slaves.
2) Surfing the internet is a common activity undertaken instead of working
3) Surfer culture is traditionally laid back and does not value working
Friend: Were you busy at worktoday?
Office Worker: Nah, I was serfing all day.
Could mean either just giving up, slowly getting out or getting away with something, relaxing drinking milk and water and watching a lot of Seinfeld, or seeing way too many actual signs.
to scife; be an out of line female; to ditch a planned setup; to annoy a male; to think you can order someone to do something; be totally and utterly out of line.
__ex. 1
bro 1: Damn bruh, this breezy is dodgin' me now. Shes forsure scifing us.
bro 2: Scife'n hoe!
__ex. 2
bro 1: Wow, this broad is blowin me up.. even after she tried to get me to come over. In the daytime!
bro 2: Shit mane, you definitely got a scifer on your hands.
__ex.3
bro 1: This girl thinks a house date with her friends is acceptable.. even before she let me clapskie.
bro 2: Tell that girl to get her scife'n ass outta here!
The practice of defending a landlord and their capital despite owning no land nor capital themselves.
“Steve, doesn’t half of your paycheck go to living in that walk-in closet? And they still haven’t fixed your water heater? Hasn’t it been a week?”
“Yeah but they bought the property fair and square”
“They have as much money as you do— they simply got a loan from the bank for less than you pay, and you’re paying it off for them, and they get to
keep the apartment you are living in after. Quit serfing, dude”
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.