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Emmett sehgal 

the way he walks is so Emmett sehgal”
Emmett sehgal by Lfgmommy November 3, 2021
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In short, a vaguely mammalian biped with a twelve-toothed, wedge-shaped snout, seemingly all skin, knees, neck, and fluff, often with a nervous, superstitious, or easygoing nature.

In full, sergals are an invented alien species with characteristics similar to those of a variety of other animals (and some vehicles). They have a particularly recognizable, long, flat-topped, pointy snout, vaguely similar to a cheese wedge or an anvil, and distinctly non-humanoid legs. They are part of a spiritual-fantasy universe called Vilous, which despite being in an ongoing/draft state has gained notable traction among the furry fandom. They were originally conceived by Mick39 (formerly known as Trancy Mick).

Sergals have a long and storied history dating back to the mid-late 2000s, where they had a reputation for being violent, bloodthirsty sociopaths. 4chan being the hive of scoundrels it is perpetuated and amplified this reputation and it persists even today, despite the source material upon which that reputation is based being retconned years ago.
It takes six sergal snouts, all facing inwards, to form a complete circle.
sergal by Snergal December 31, 2018
Person 1: hey I think this sergal joke is overused can't we just-
Person 2: talking cheese wheel haha

Segalman 

A sexual position involving a male and a female in the 69 position. The female engages in oral sex while the male just peers into the pussy.
"Damn that girl is fine, I want to Segalman that ho!"

"My girlfriend and I had a crazy night, we Segalmanned for hours"

"I just walked in on my roommate and some slut Segalmanning, what a bro!"
Segalman by Lord Squidowitz May 10, 2011

shegaloh 

Shegaloh. Is a transgender or crossdresser who is a prostitute. A term used to describe flamboyant transgenders who frequent karaoke bar scenes and are actually quite talented as a performer in that respect but is prone to being a diva type with unreasonable expectations and a false sense of entitlement due to having a good singing voice. Believed to have been used first by young children making fun of a singing trans prostitute. Instead of an opera singer singing ‘Vee garo veegaro! “ it would be ‘shee golo shee golo” derives from the words gigolo and she. Which once was an oxymoron like jumbo shrimp but is now normalized. The “h” at end is used as a added surprise added to word like “ oh ..i didnt know she was a he”

Submitted by LuvH8Luv
When I saw Kenny backstage with that shegaloh during the karaoke event , it confirmed to me not only does he like hairy woman but he also likes shims who were once hairy but shaved smooth. Thats the last time I agree to a 3some with his girlfriend. Now that its known he plays with shegalohs. Maybe that shegaloh will share some shaving techniques cause Kenny’s girlfriend was hairy like a wolf! Uh oh… was she a trans too? What have I possibly done? What a world we live in when one can’t even be sure of what sex a person is anymore. Little did I know, my therapist i was talking to about all this was in fact that same shegaloh at the bar with Kenny. And was a crossdresser on weekends and married with wife and kids. Ironic it is since my therapist is the one who needs therapy. And its situations like this that make normal people feel like they need to seek therapy. Needless to say, I dont go to therapy or karaoke bars anymore . But oddly like my woman with a bush now..
shegaloh by LuvH8Luv November 16, 2022
Originates from Steven Seagal. When you seagal someone you bust them up or kill them in the vain of Steven Seagal.
seagal by Dan October 15, 2004