Seenworthy

A text sent by one party reprehensible enough where the other party feels compelled or justified to leave them on seen.

Friend 1: She left me on seen like a few hours ago, but question, what I said wasn't seenworthy is it?

Friend 2: Oh not at all! I mean at worst you made her rethink how to approach this

Friend 1: Okay good!

by Totallynotnoah1 December 10, 2018

Skeetworthy

A woman who a man considers worthy of receiving his man juice all over her body. Typically seen on the covers of Sports Illustrated, Maxim, and the like, these women are the ones who we men would have sex with, whether we would tell anyone or not.

Damn, look at that girl right there, would you do her? Hell yeah man, she's skeetworthy!

by paddywack December 14, 2008

Scanworthy

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.

Oh yeah, that new yoga instructor is definitely scanworthy!

by MoeFaux November 29, 2010

scanworthy

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.

Oh yeah, that new yoga instructor is definitely scanworthy!

by MoeFaux November 27, 2010

seaworthy

Used to descibe a fat person whose function in an emergency is being the floatation device

Person 1: We're all gonna drown!
Person 2: No were not.
Person 3: Look! That women is seaworthy. Grab onto her.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008

sexworthy

1. a person or thing worthy of sex
2. an event or occurance whose level of fun or goodness is comparable to that of sex

1. Man, jackie sure is sexworthy...
2. Dude, that Six Flags trip was sexworthy!

by Decidrous May 9, 2006

Allstar Seaworthy

A main protagonist from the 80s cartoon Snorks. He's a athletic and brave Snork. He also had a large crush on Casey Kelp during first two seasons and parts of Season 3. He's considered one of the fan-favorite characters from the cartoon.

"I can't believe that someone made a definition about me!" - Allstar Seaworthy

by Ryan900USAYT September 23, 2022