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Scanworthy 

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.
Oh yeah, that new yoga instructor is definitely scanworthy!
Scanworthy by MoeFaux November 29, 2010

scanworthy 

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.
Oh yeah, that new yoga instructor is definitely scanworthy!
scanworthy by MoeFaux November 27, 2010

shitworthy 

An adjective describing anything worthy of shit.
Whoa, this music is shitworthy!
shitworthy by FailRAR August 9, 2010

Shitworthy 

An act so not noteworthy you'd love to gift your own shit to the poor lad.
Stan, have a look at my macaroni necklace!

Honestly Bob, That's the most shitworthy necklace I've ever seen, you pathetic pile of steaming donkey shit.
Shitworthy by notshitworthy April 14, 2014

Sigworthy 

Determining a quote from a forum is worthy as your profile signature
"Negative Ghostrider; the pattern is full" from someone declining a threesome in a forum quote used in your signature makes it sigworthy.
Sigworthy by bixx August 4, 2009

Spitworthy 

When you take a bite of a food and are so disgusted by its flavor, or lack of, that you can't even swallow it.
Kate: "Did you try some of that zucchini bread at the potluck today?"

Lynn: "OMG! It was so gross that I had to spit it out."

Sara: "Yeah, that zucchini bread was definitely spitworthy"
Spitworthy by Blendina Josephina September 19, 2009