paddywack's definitions

Gnome Sayin

Proper spelling of the popular phrase "Know what I'm sayin"

I'd like to get face from her erry day, gnome sayin!

by paddywack November 17, 2005

Skeetworthy

A woman who a man considers worthy of receiving his man juice all over her body. Typically seen on the covers of Sports Illustrated, Maxim, and the like, these women are the ones who we men would have sex with, whether we would tell anyone or not.

Damn, look at that girl right there, would you do her? Hell yeah man, she's skeetworthy!

by paddywack December 14, 2008

Nahs Mean

An offshoot of the popular phrase, "Nah Mean."
Only this version is for the plural, "Knows what I mean"

"You may not know what I'm talking about, but Brad nahs mean."

by paddywack September 16, 2008

Courtesy Accept

On Facebook, when you receive a request from someone who you see has several mutual friends, but you know that you have never met them and don't really want to accept their friend request, but you do anyway to avoid looking like an asshole/bitch, this is considered a courtesy accept.

I had to courtesy accept her friend request so I wouldn't look like a dick. She's friends with Tina, so I don't want her to tell Tina I'm a dick, I can't be havin that shizz yo.

by Paddywack January 10, 2011

gonnew

Urban version of going to. Indigenous to the northerners of America, but used by many.

"You better not drop that cat in the furnace!"

"I wasn't gonnew!"

by paddywack November 10, 2008

Big Bad Wolf

Simply put, the greatest head giver in the history of the act. If given the opportunity, she could easily blow a house down.

"That bitch was like the Big Bad Wolf, cause she blew my fucking house in!"

by Paddywack February 17, 2009

Distribute

A term coined by a single man who has become increasingly desperate by his single marital status, who then decreases his standards and doesn't care who the girl is or what she looks like. He then proceeds to offer up the distribution of his penis in any conversations he has with his friends that involves the subject of a single lady who might be a willing recipient.

Friend A: "Yeah, she said she hasn't been laid in so long. She says she's gonna die soon if she doesn't get some."

Friend B: **Chuckles** "That is hilari..."

cut off mid-sentence by single guy

Single Guy: "What's her name? Where's she live? I'll freaking distribute right now!"

by Paddywack February 15, 2009