Seem seem 

Seem seem is a funny way to say semen.

My seem seem went up her nose. Who knew she was a sticker.

Seem seem by Snot nose May 13, 2008

and you dont seem to understand 

And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading,
I have lost it all
And you don't seem the lying kind
A shame that I can read your mind
And all the things that I read there
Candle-lit smile that we both share
And you know I don't mean to hurt you
But you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning,
Help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing
Help me to breathe

aka the lyrics in the hit anime show serial experiments lain about a girl whos gay going into COMPUTER WORLD

person 1: and you dont seem to understand
person 2: bro... are you lainpilled??
person 1: yea

person 1 and 2 now have a very hot makeout session

and you dont seem to understand by based and lainpilled July 11, 2021

you seem fun 

A sardonic response to people who insist on correcting jokes.

Someone tweets "My friend is so dumb. She said Dave Grohl used to

be in this band called Nirvana but that makes no sense. That would have been,

like, 20 years ago." The twittertards respond that Grohl was indeed in Nirvana

and that the tweeter is stupid for not knowing this. The proper response to

these people is to tell them "You seem fun".

you seem fun by snappy kyle September 16, 2013

You Seem Nice 

In online discussions, this generally means, "WTF is wrong with you?"

JohnBircher: blogs like this show the filth of our society since we threw G-D out of our schools microchip cards let the GOVERMENT track you NUMBER OF THE BEAST!1! blood moon terrorist FEMA camps SATAN reaps our children in target bathrooms ..... repent now or suffer LAKE OF FIRE
starthief: You seem nice.

You Seem Nice by ShifterCat May 26, 2016

Was-seem 

a noun or a verb which is meant to insult your friends, it can have many meaning depending on the content

what the was-seem was that?
shut the was-seem up

Was-seem by heavens-guardian March 2, 2019

road seem 

When someone gives you head while driving a motor vehicle.

I told that bitch to give me road seem or i would kick her out of my car in a thug nasty area.

road seem by Seemose May 3, 2010

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

What you say when you just had an accident.

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003