Seedy muff

A vagina which has been freshly ejaculated upon. Read: A pussy covered in jizz.

Girl 1: So how was the sex?
Girl 2: Not great, he gave me a seedy muff without permission.

by BrideOfSithis January 17, 2017

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Seedy Muffin

The seediest of seeds. A guy that is either shady and creepy, or overly affectionate.

*Charley walks down his dorm hall with only a towel on* Girls: "Charley is such a seedy muffin."

Girlfriend: "You are crazy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah I'm crazy...crazy for you!"
Girlfriend: "Please stop being a seedy muffin."

by Rotch the Crotch November 16, 2012

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poppy seed muffin

The bane of everyone taking a drug test. It can also be used as an excuse for failing a drug test.

Mom - WHY DID YOU FAIL THAT DRUG TEST!
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.

by UpNeKrNmOaWnNd632093 July 5, 2016

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speedy muffler

a quickie; a sex act that takes less than three minutes to complete (usually a blow job or hand job).

I once got a speedy muffler in a long line at a toll-booth.

by R.A.Trussell November 11, 2007

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the speedy muffler

When a man is about to recieve oral sex, he asks his partner a random question. As his partner begins to reply, the man then forces his penis into their partner's mouth unexpectedly, so as to produce muffled sounds of protest.

Cathy would not shut up earlier today, so i put her in her place with the speedy muffler.

by Mecha_Tyler May 22, 2010

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