Seedy muff 

A vagina which has been freshly ejaculated upon. Read: A pussy covered in jizz.

Girl 1: So how was the sex?
Girl 2: Not great, he gave me a seedy muff without permission.

Seedy muff by BrideOfSithis January 17, 2017

Seedy Muffin 

The seediest of seeds. A guy that is either shady and creepy, or overly affectionate.

*Charley walks down his dorm hall with only a towel on* Girls: "Charley is such a seedy muffin."

Girlfriend: "You are crazy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah I'm crazy...crazy for you!"
Girlfriend: "Please stop being a seedy muffin."

Seedy Muffin by Rotch the Crotch November 16, 2012

poppy seed muffin

The bane of everyone taking a drug test. It can also be used as an excuse for failing a drug test.

Mom - WHY DID YOU FAIL THAT DRUG TEST!
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.

poppy seed muffin by UpNeKrNmOaWnNd632093 July 5, 2016

speedy muffler 

a quickie; a sex act that takes less than three minutes to complete (usually a blow job or hand job).

I once got a speedy muffler in a long line at a toll-booth.

speedy muffler by R.A.Trussell November 11, 2007

the speedy muffler 

When a man is about to recieve oral sex, he asks his partner a random question. As his partner begins to reply, the man then forces his penis into their partner's mouth unexpectedly, so as to produce muffled sounds of protest.

Cathy would not shut up earlier today, so i put her in her place with the speedy muffler.

the speedy muffler by Mecha_Tyler May 22, 2010

speedymuffin

a geometry dash streamer on twitch whos hardest level is bloodbath at the time of typing this. he is also a stinky poo poo head

Jim: hey do you watch speedymuffin?
James: *visible discomfort*

speedymuffin by godsnom November 10, 2020

speedymuffin

a term for someone with a 8 inch penis.

"Bro did you see chads cock?"

"yeah bro hes a speedymuffin."

speedymuffin by Laytse November 10, 2020