Seedling

A personality metaphor for a man who avoids discomfort, even when it is necessary for growth. Like a seedling that never pushes through the soil, he stays where life feels safe and familiar. He avoids difficult conversations, responsibility, failure, or change, not because he lacks potential, but because discomfort feels overwhelming. As a result, he remains stuck while others continue to grow.

“When life demanded courage, the Seedling chose comfort. He didn’t fail because he lacked ability—he failed because he wouldn’t step outside what felt safe.”

Seedling by Wildmindspirit July 24, 2026

seedling scare 

When you think you got your girl pregnant, but it turns out to just be a scare.

I thought I was gonna be a daddy so I had to get rid of my hot rod. Turns out it was just a seedling scare.

seedling scare by Wheresmyfrap March 24, 2016

Maryland Seedling 

Those annoying cunts who buy a ton of expensive shit to represent their state but end up looking like total dousche bags. Occurs most often in Maryland.

Ben: that Will is such a Maryland Seedling and it pisses me off
Will: Fuck off Ben

Maryland Seedling by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017

bird seeding 

when you feed birds

"sorry i gotta go do some bird seeding. talk to you later!"

bird seeding by Pati Doku July 18, 2017

Speedling 

It's a starcraft unit originally called "zerling". When they have speed evoluted they are called speedlings.

OMG! Yellos is going for a 9 pool speedling rush!

Speedling by Walalo November 15, 2010

Seeding 

When one dude cums inside another dude who is really horny and he wants to own him with his cum so he pushes it all inside him and makes him take every last drop of it with no condom holding it back

"Brady Quinn fucked me good last night, so fucking good, was an awesome seeding, he owns me"

Seeding by Brady's Bitch December 21, 2009

Seeding 

The act of enabling files for redistribution for Torrents and other file sharing systems.

Seeding at least what you take is important, that is why it is called "file sharing."

Seeding by asus2000 September 10, 2011