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Freedom Speeding 

The act of speeding just after escaping from an area of dense traffic. Flooring it after you pass the car in front of you often leading to speeding tickets or warnings.
"Jim got pulled over yesterday for freedom speeding on the freeway."

"Freakin cop pulled me over when i was only freedom speeding for ten seconds."
Freedom Speeding by KurachiSauce September 25, 2011

Speckling 

To hide one (or more) bottles of the horrible english beer "Old Speckled Hen" in a friend's residence. When more than one bottle is being hidden it is customary to place one bottle in an obvious location, thus alerting the "victim" that they have been speckled and another bottle has been hidden more cleverly.
"While I was away visiting family in Ohio my friends were speckling me!"
Speckling by Rita247 December 5, 2011

Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.
(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

sneetling 

When your voice goes all squeaky while you breathe in and out heavily because of how hard you are laughing.
Reona: I'm sneetling so hard right now
Person: What the fuck is a sneetle
Reona: Who doesn't know what sneetling is, it's literally 2023...
sneetling by reona January 29, 2023

Poop-speeding

When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.
Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.
Poop-speeding by Jakebreak July 7, 2009

Speedlin 

v. The act of walking a soccer ball into the opposing goal or ones own goal as demonstrated by the great David Speedlin in a Central Catholic soccer game, thus making one's opponents or self, respectively, look like a jackass.

n. An instance in which the proceeding occurs.
"Dude I just Speedlined your ass in FIFA!!!"
Spppeeeeeedlin!
Speedlin by Ryan and Stamm October 18, 2006