An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.

After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.

Sealed Envelope by D.H.G. October 18, 2008

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skull sealer

Someone that sews their victim’s eyes ears and mouth closed in order to deprive them of their senses. A skull sealer strives to create a mind without in eternal darkness and silence alone with its own thoughts. Once mentioned in a defendant’s opening statement during a murder trial, a clip which is often played on the Preston and Steve show (93.3 WMMR)

I appologize to anyone who's been offended by my fictional creations: Crisagone, the philosopher of evil and the skull sealer.

skull sealer by Jon Klein January 28, 2006

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sealed without a kiss

The status of being a virgin, having no sexual intercourse. Sealed referring to having an intact hymen.

I think you're the only girl in our class who's sealed without a kiss, Amber!

sealed without a kiss by A. Definer January 1, 2012

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Lil Seale

Lil Seale is commonly and informally referenced as NBA Galbreath’s “Top opp” by most. More formally, this slang references the idea that Lil Seale is part of the opposition or opposite party, atleast in relation to those affiliated with NBA Galbreath and his organization. These individuals found themselves in a confrontation with one another on “the block” where a historical battle occurred. The result of the battle was the passing away of Lil Seale and the rise of NBA Galbreath in the music industry.

Yo bro, I’m failing physics right now.

It’s all good dawg. Just smoke on this Lil Seale pack and you’ll be straight.

Lil Seale by NBA Sluk January 11, 2022

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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