Secretary's ass
When your butt gets flat, wide, and jiggly from sitting so much (i.e. studying for finals, at a desk) without going to the gym.
Secretary's ass by Caligrl887 September 9, 2009
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Secretary’s ass
This a term use to discribe an ass that is flat and spread out. secretaries usually have flat spread out asses due to prolonged periods of sitting. The term could have been interchanged with any profession that sits alot but secritary was generally understood to be a long sitter.
Secretary’s ass by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005
cowboy's secretary
when the girl is riding you, your phone rings, and she picks the phone up and answers it without getting off or taking it out.
last night when you called and my girlfriend answered, we were actually doing the cowboy's secretary.
cowboy's secretary by The Cowboy with The Secretary April 25, 2011
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President Bill Clinton’s Secretary by BendoReal August 2, 2025
gsheilds's work secretary
backup
dutyworker
heather went out of her way to do jim, the boss's dirty work.
Boss: wow gsheilds's work secretary is really stepping up to the plate cleaning the table, and sucking the loli's
dutyworker
heather went out of her way to do jim, the boss's dirty work.
Boss: wow gsheilds's work secretary is really stepping up to the plate cleaning the table, and sucking the loli's
gsheilds's work secretary by fcsbcms4life July 9, 2010
secretary spread
the word spread refers to the widening of the hips and ass. this usually happens to secretaries, who sit in a chair all day snacking on sweets; thus the name, secretary spread.
"Dayumm, that secretary has a wide ass!" or "I feel like I'm getting secretary's spread from sitting all day."
secretary spread by Robbie February 19, 2004
secretary spread
Tendency of (mainly female) clerical and secretarial staff in large organizations to engage in office romance/sexual activity with superiors as means of professional advancement.
"Women have such low self-esteem that sometimes the secretary spread seems like the only route to success." New York Post
secretary spread by TexDenim March 2, 2009
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