This a term use to discribe an ass that is flat and spread out. secretaries usually have flat spread out asses due to prolonged periods of sitting. The term could have been interchanged with any profession that sits alot but secritary was generally understood to be a long sitter.
Person A:Dude, your bitch has a Secretary’s ass.
Person B: fuck, I know
by B-dub (refers to my age) November 17, 2005
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When your butt gets flat, wide, and jiggly from sitting so much (i.e. studying for finals, at a desk) without going to the gym.
Damn, I've been studying for the LSATs for so long, I'm starting to get secretary's ass!
by Caligrl887 September 9, 2009
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Secretary Ass: when the top half of your body looks normal but you get up and your ass has to go through doorways sideways.
This bitch at work seems cute; then she got up and she had such a secretary ass!
by JMAC145 January 9, 2016
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-n-Someone who likes to take it up the ass. the conterpart to an assjockey; derived from ass and secretariate. usually a gay man.
"Dude that chick is such an ass-secretariate, i went assjockey on her all night long."

"dude, that chick is a dude and yeah we have known he was an ass-secretariate ever since he said he like the way Jeremy's ass curled funny when he walked."
by Michael Dauber November 4, 2007
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