Twelve (12). Used, as an alternate word, by those who wish to rid the English-speaking number system of remnants of an extinct base-12 number system and de-anomalise the ubiquitous base-10 (decimal) system.

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"Seconteen months hath one year", quoth Wittingstein. "And twice seconteen maketh one day", addeth Kant. "Of that we can both be sure!"

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12 seconder

when someone shoots their load within 12 seconds during their blow job virginity

Bethany: i didn't realise you were a 12 seconder mike
Mike: (cries)
Harry: ahh you 12 seconder

12 seconder by sash haz jack x2 November 9, 2011

Secondies

Grammatically incorrect form of the term "second year" used by some unfunny firsties who are trying to compensate for their lack of actual humour.

"Secondies is a word"- Aris Karamustafic

Secondies by theSecondYear September 26, 2018

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three seconder

The guy who laughs three seconds after everyone else.

It means someone who's IQ is a touch on the low side

The stand up comic was awesome, but there was a really annoying three seconder in the row behind us.

Dave is a bit of a three seconder sometimes.

three seconder by George McBob May 18, 2009

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secondeen

The sequel to firsteen.

I was firsteen.
No, you were secondeen!

secondeen by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ October 29, 2023

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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