Secondee

A "second" woman - lover.

Hey Gaylord, how are you? Guess what! I am divorced now, so I can finally marry my secondee!

by karosh February 19, 2013

seconded

when you agree to someones opinion.

Cherry coke is the best soda of all time!

- seconded

by lazerweed November 10, 2015

seconteen

Twelve (12). Used, as an alternate word, by those who wish to rid the English-speaking number system of remnants of an extinct base-12 number system and de-anomalise the ubiquitous base-10 (decimal) system.

See firsteen

"Seconteen months hath one year", quoth Wittingstein. "And twice seconteen maketh one day", addeth Kant. "Of that we can both be sure!"

by Tom Christmas February 18, 2004

12 seconder

when someone shoots their load within 12 seconds during their blow job virginity

Bethany: i didn't realise you were a 12 seconder mike
Mike: (cries)
Harry: ahh you 12 seconder

by sash haz jack x2 November 9, 2011

Secondies

Grammatically incorrect form of the term "second year" used by some unfunny firsties who are trying to compensate for their lack of actual humour.

"Secondies is a word"- Aris Karamustafic

by theSecondYear September 26, 2018

three seconder

The guy who laughs three seconds after everyone else.

It means someone who's IQ is a touch on the low side

The stand up comic was awesome, but there was a really annoying three seconder in the row behind us.

Dave is a bit of a three seconder sometimes.

by George McBob May 18, 2009

secondeen

The sequel to firsteen.

I was firsteen.
No, you were secondeen!

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ October 29, 2023