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The art of stealing someone's seat.
When someone goes to get a drink, or get up to do something, leaving there seat vulnerable to being seatnapped.
seatnap by z-boy April 26, 2014
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The satellite navigation unit you bought the other day but foolishly left sitting in plain view in your car in a public carpark, resulting in your car getting broken into and its subsiquent loss. You've been satnabbed.
"I left my GPS in my car at Seven Hills train station, and when I got back it was fitted with Satnab".
Satnab by scarface4lyf July 22, 2011

Seatability 

The ability to seat outside dining.
We have great seatability in our outside patio now

seatability 

The perfect seated position to maximize coverage during a lap dance.
Your dance will be $10 more due to the seatability of your lap.
seatability by chobb September 10, 2020

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026