Seatnab

Throwing down something that you’re wearing to hold a seat for yourself or for someone else.

Getting to the movie early, he seatnabbed with a hat, belt and tie for his three friends who were running late.

by Head Office Space May 16, 2019

seatnap

The art of stealing someone's seat.

When someone goes to get a drink, or get up to do something, leaving there seat vulnerable to being seatnapped.

by z-boy April 26, 2014

Satnab

The satellite navigation unit you bought the other day but foolishly left sitting in plain view in your car in a public carpark, resulting in your car getting broken into and its subsiquent loss. You've been satnabbed.

"I left my GPS in my car at Seven Hills train station, and when I got back it was fitted with Satnab".

by scarface4lyf July 22, 2011

Seatability

The ability to seat outside dining.

We have great seatability in our outside patio now

by BillyJonfuckbitchesgetmoney September 10, 2020

seatability

The perfect seated position to maximize coverage during a lap dance.

Your dance will be $10 more due to the seatability of your lap.

by chobb September 10, 2020