Seajob

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A Seajob is a blowjob where you don't brush your teeth for 2 weeks then you gargle ocean/ salt water then give head.

Calypso gives the best seajobs...

Seajob by AssCat5000 October 11, 2015

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sexjob

A word/action made popular by the 2010 ehs football team, though it occurs all the time in high schools across the nation. given mostly by girls with low self-esteem, but can be given by almost any girl.

GUY 2- Mike and caroline seem to have some sort of relationship that nobody know about, but i dont think they are secretly dating or anything

GUY 1- Yea i know, maybe she just gives him sexjobs sometimes

GUY 2- NICE.

sexjob by maxlax113 November 22, 2010

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Seajob • Sealjob • Seanjob • Sex job • Sea Jock • Sean Ob Knight • sea robbin • Sea robin • Sew Job

Sea Job

B-Job but at sea, usually on a boat but could take place while swimming in the bay

Hey clizzy let’s go find some broads to give us sea jobs

Sea Job by 30 inches June 26, 2021

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Sealjob

Getting a blow job off a seal

Charlie went to the north pole and got a seal to give him a sealjob

Sealjob by I heart sealjobs September 24, 2011

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Seanjob

Where a woman or man goes feral apeshit mode while performing a sexual act on ones penis

She gave me a crazy seanjob last night

Seanjob by Containus September 8, 2023

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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