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Sea Horse Sea Shell Party

Just ask Dan Deacon himself, this phrase is absolute genius. A phrase like this only comes from being intoxicated, when using "Sea Horse Sea Shell Party" you must be sitting alone in a dark closet imagining anything that is NOT possible. This phrase comes to mind when thinking about how beautiful sea horses are and how influential they are in our every day life. To attend to this "party" one must be on a high trip of acid, without this effect you will not be able to get into this "party". Please use this phrase frequently in random sentences for it will brighten your over all life.
What is this sea horse sea shell party? why didn't I get invited?

Part the red sea 

Having sex with a girl on her period.
Sticking your penis in a girl who has a "sea" of blood.
Joe:"Yo man, that bitch is fine and I wanna do her, but shes on her period!"
Bill: "It look's like you should go part the red sea."
Part the red sea by Ted Striker October 21, 2007

part the red sea 

To go down on a woman, while she is on her period.
She was on the rag and wanted me to go down on her. I decided to go ahead and part the red sea.
part the red sea by armyxrays January 9, 2009

Part The Red Sea 

The act of slapping a girl's ass until it turns cherry red, then forcefully parting it with your two hands before insertion.
" Johny wanted to part the Red Sea with his girlfriend because her ass looked so fine!"
Part The Red Sea by splooger69 December 7, 2013

Part the pink sea 

I'd love to part the pink sea of Luanne. Mm mm mm.

part the pink sea like moses 

Part the pink sea like Moses is a description of ones sexual prowess. It is a phrase meant to imply that one is so skilled or gifted in some area of sexual activity, that they can almost literally control the opening and pleasure of vaginas at will and with little effort. Akin to Moses opening the red sea.

Can also be used as a powerful exclamation due to the immediate imagery conjured by the phrase.
" I stared down at her and knew all that she desired. I could see how I wanted her, I knew it would happen long before she did, I would part the pink sea like moses. Then the road to all my fantasies would be fully open."

Harry: " hey man are you goin out tonight with that chickyou met at the bar?"

Richard: " you bet your ass man, ima part the pink sea like moses!"

Bar hoochie: " ...(muffled) you know im standing right here right!?"