8 definitions by Señor Heisenberg

Dutch Hair Gel

When a man ejaculates in another's hair, causing it to stick like hair gel.

by Señor Heisenberg April 13, 2016

To wear a mint flavored condom while receiving a blowjob.

I tried a dutch candycane with Luanne. She's allergic to mint so now it's like having a realistic blowup doll.

by Señor Heisenberg December 14, 2015

A sexual act where one farts onto another while the victim is lying down. The fart paralyzes them, acting as a paperweight.

I gave Jane the Dutch Paperweight. It was really boring during the sex.

by Señor Heisenberg November 20, 2015

The true follow-up to Netflix and Chill and AM Radio and chill. To watch hulu and give a rimjob.

20 minutes into hulu and rimjob and she give you this look.

by Señor Heisenberg August 22, 2016

by Señor Heisenberg January 30, 2016

It's a good word. A solid word. A man's kind of word. It has a masculine sound. Everything is polished now. "Anal rape". Bullshit. Cornhole.

Well Steve, after the perpetrators killed him it looks like they rolled him over and cornholed him 30 or 40 times.

To spoon while the male has an erection, creating a bump like a spork.