Sea Snail

When someone finishes inside you and you slide up their stomach with your arms in the air like a sea snail…. In celebration

Did you hear Clare sea snailed Mikey last night? Slid up him…. and squirted that love in his mouth?

by Sexsnail December 6, 2023

Peruvian Sea Snail

Knowingly taking part in sexual deeds with a partner that has one or more STDs.

Mike: Did you hear Chad did Chelsea?
Derek: No WAY!!! Everyone knows she is dirty.
Mike: Yeah, looks like Chad pulled the old Peruvian Sea Snail.

by Chad aka Blackout April 16, 2010

The salty sea sailor

When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch

Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor

What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead

by Sea sailor October 26, 2014

Sailing the sea of brown

The awkward run that you make when attempting to hold your sphincter shut while running to the bathroom when suffering from a case of explosive diarrhea.

Oh wow, looks like Bob is sailing the sea of brown!

by Steve Chuttney April 7, 2011

Sailing the Red Sea

Shagging a girl that has her period.

Having sex with a girl that's menstruating.

by Dutchgit December 16, 2003

Sailing the Red Sea

Shagging a girl that has her period.

" If that means I have to sail the Red Sea that so be it but I need a shag now !

by Dutchgit December 16, 2003

A good pirate also sails on the red sea

If your girl's on her period, who cares, just fuck her.

Hey man, I want to fuck my girlfriend tonight but it's her period and it'll be a bloody mess.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.

by reggiemt April 20, 2017