Scutchio

Perfection. A walking Utopia.
A God like figure, often referred to as the third resurrection of the Holy one.
Can also be related to his works; a goal machine. A superstar footballing icon.
Sheer Genius.

Opposite of Sokaldo (also known as 'the fake')

"Oh my word, father. Who is that chap with the silky skills and sublime finishing abilities?"

"That is Scutchio."

"Ahh, that explains it."

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Another Scutchio performance (Magnificent, unmatched, perfect)

Scutchio by Stone Cold Steve Austin May 9, 2008

scutchie 

Refer to Irish nacker, knacker, scobe, scumbag. Scutchie is a definition for a particularly destitute looking scobe.

There were two scutchie nacks sitting in a garden, one had managed to shit himself.

scutchie by cko October 21, 2003

scutching 

shoving ur pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb up someone’s booty hole

person 1“yo adam you want that scutching?”
adam”yeah bro give it to me”

scutching by adam russel November 24, 2017