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A scrumbuck refers to a male who must resort to paying for sex. This is not one who occasionally visits prostitutes but depends on them.
He's so ugly he must be a scrumbuck. Nobody would ever lay him for free.
scrumbuck by harbin February 24, 2005

scrubmunkin 

The ultimate distracter word. Nobody has the slightest idea what a scrubmunkin is, does, or looks like. It is, in fact, such a downright puzzling word that, when inserted into a sentence, the person spoken to spends all their intellectual energy on trying to comprehend what a scrubmunkin is. It is extremely useful when making difficult confessions. As an added bonus, it makes a sentence look as if its sole purpose was to use the word scrubmunkin. It can thus effectively hide sneaky intentions.
"So... are you going to the party later tonight? I am, because I am a scrubmunkin."

Child: Mom, Elaine spilled salsa on the basement carpet. Scrubmunkin.
Mother: What?.... what is a scrubmunkin?

Child: Mother, I got involved in a pretty nasty drug ring, and was caught by the police last night in the middle of a deal. I'm gonna have to go to prison unless you want to pay the million dollar bail scrubmunkin.
Mother: I TOLD YOU TO STOP USING THAT WORD!
The crumbs of weed that are left-over after rolling up a dub
"Yo bud, clean up those SCRUBUNTS on the table. My mom's going to be home soon!"
SCRUBUNTS by J.VEE & KARKAR February 9, 2012

Scruntbunny

A term first used by merchant-sailors in the early 1800s, to describe a mysterious sea 'monster' that lives off the coast of Wales.

Also:

A short fat goth girl from Buxton

A word meaning 'hurray'

An vulgar & highly taboo expletetive

A word used to replace the term "anal sex"

1. "Scruntbunny sighted off the port-bow Cap'n!"

2. "Gem is a filthy scruntbunny"

3. "Scrunt Scrunt Scrunt!!"

4. "Fancy a long hard Scruntbunny, you filthy anal-loving chick-boy"
Scruntbunny by Von B July 26, 2003

Skrubunkulus 

The grey zone between a fart and a shit, and then executing on that fart (or possibly shit) with no fucks given.
I'm cooking a Skrubunkulus right now, and I think I'm going to go for it!
Skrubunkulus by Natters1234 August 11, 2019

Scrumbucket 

A disappointment, or someone or something being compared to as worse than trash.
You are such a scrumbucket.
Scrumbucket by Bob Snichder June 2, 2018
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murderhobo 

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