Scrunbunk

A County Donegal colloquium invented by Paddy Banjo, Lifford. Scrunbunk is used to express extreme dissatisfaction at a situation or person.

Ah Scrunbunk! Get out of my scrunbunking shop you bunch of scrunbunking scrunbunkers

by KlarkParker October 19, 2012

scrumbuck

A scrumbuck refers to a male who must resort to paying for sex. This is not one who occasionally visits prostitutes but depends on them.

He's so ugly he must be a scrumbuck. Nobody would ever lay him for free.

by harbin February 24, 2005

scrubmunkin

The ultimate distracter word. Nobody has the slightest idea what a scrubmunkin is, does, or looks like. It is, in fact, such a downright puzzling word that, when inserted into a sentence, the person spoken to spends all their intellectual energy on trying to comprehend what a scrubmunkin is. It is extremely useful when making difficult confessions. As an added bonus, it makes a sentence look as if its sole purpose was to use the word scrubmunkin. It can thus effectively hide sneaky intentions.

"So... are you going to the party later tonight? I am, because I am a scrubmunkin."

Child: Mom, Elaine spilled salsa on the basement carpet. Scrubmunkin.
Mother: What?.... what is a scrubmunkin?

Child: Mother, I got involved in a pretty nasty drug ring, and was caught by the police last night in the middle of a deal. I'm gonna have to go to prison unless you want to pay the million dollar bail scrubmunkin.
Mother: I TOLD YOU TO STOP USING THAT WORD!

by lizzardtheblizzardwizzard August 28, 2012

SCRUBUNTS

The crumbs of weed that are left-over after rolling up a dub

"Yo bud, clean up those SCRUBUNTS on the table. My mom's going to be home soon!"

by J.VEE & KARKAR February 9, 2012

Scruntbunny

A term first used by merchant-sailors in the early 1800s, to describe a mysterious sea 'monster' that lives off the coast of Wales.

Also:

A short fat goth girl from Buxton

A word meaning 'hurray'

An vulgar & highly taboo expletetive

A word used to replace the term "anal sex"

1. "Scruntbunny sighted off the port-bow Cap'n!"

2. "Gem is a filthy scruntbunny"

3. "Scrunt Scrunt Scrunt!!"

4. "Fancy a long hard Scruntbunny, you filthy anal-loving chick-boy"

by Von B July 26, 2003

Skrubunkulus

The grey zone between a fart and a shit, and then executing on that fart (or possibly shit) with no fucks given.

I'm cooking a Skrubunkulus right now, and I think I'm going to go for it!

by Natters1234 August 11, 2019

Scrumbucket

A disappointment, or someone or something being compared to as worse than trash.

You are such a scrumbucket.

by Bob Snichder June 2, 2018