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scrumbling 

The scientific term for when cats exhibit frantic behavior before or after a bowel movement.
"My cat was scrumbling so hard this morning, he knocked over my TV!"
scrumbling by ohjujube January 19, 2017
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them crumblies 

When you have crumbs all over your mouth, facial hair, shirt, snuggie, or other body area and/or clothing.
*crunch crunch crunch* ... them crumblies
them crumblies by Nerdy Dave November 10, 2010

Bumble Scrumble 

A semi sexual act involving two partners, a word which really means anything from kissing to doing the nasty if ya get my drift
Josh: Bumble scrumble?
Neve: Sure babes
Bumble Scrumble by Bumblescrumbler October 30, 2020
Scrumble is the official Facebook application for Premiership Rugby. As the best way to organize attending a game with your mates, the Scrumble app serves as a seamless event planning hub to organize every detail of a cracking day at the rugby. The application ensures that the most important details get sorted, including who’s attending and where and when to meet, whilst not leaving out the fun bits, like who’s paying the first round, predictions for the match’s first scorer, and other “rules of the day”.
I'm going to a Premiership Rugby match in two weeks, guess it's time to set up a Scrumble.
Scrumble by lunchanddinner September 16, 2010
Scrumble is the act of getting mates together to watch a rugby match. Scrumble is derived from two words - scrum and bundle. Scrumble is also the name of a Facebook app which lets you Scrumble online.
Noun
“Fancy going to watch Tigers give Quinns a big slapping on Saturday?... better organise a Scrumble then you fucking douche”

Verb
“London Irish are losing to Bath again this Saturday, let’s scrumble it and go and laugh at the plastic Paddies!”
Scrumble by poobrainer September 16, 2010

scrumboliosis 

A medical condition when no other medical conditions are applicable
When a man’s vagina hurts, he has scrumboliosis.
scrumboliosis by daddy wil April 8, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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