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Scrontching

The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, intentionally getting it to sting your genital area (female or male) so as to enlarge the area, and then proceeding to have a much more pleasureful sex by scratching the itch caused by the sting.
“I scrontched my girlfriend yesterday after I found a red hornet outside”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”
by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024
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Scrontching

The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, making it sting your genitals (male or female) so as to enlarge them, and then having more pleasurable sex as you scratch your itching genitals during the intercourse.
“I scrontched your girlfriend last night after I found a red hornet in my yard”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”

“Erm… what the scrontch?”
by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024
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Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?
by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020
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Scritching

The act of scratching, touching or grooming in a familiar and friendly way.
Dogs and cats love a good scritching behind their ears and the back of their neck.
by timberpup January 24, 2010
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scrutching

Using a crutch to scratch your legs since you are physically impaired at the moment to do the same with your hands.
To ward away the mosquito attack around his wounded leg, he was intensely scrutching himself.
by A.I.R January 16, 2010
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Scratching kink

When a person feels pleasure from the sensation of being scratched on the thighs, back ,stomach etc.
" I love it when he scratches me.At this point I think I have a scratching kink"
by The real bunny<3 August 14, 2021
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Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.
Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!
by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005
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