scroatch 

The term defining the act of scratching the scrotum sack for the purpose of relief. The prominent time of day of scroatching is just after waking up when the scrotum is sweaty and itchy. However, times can vary.

This morning I woke up and had to scroatch myself good. It did the trick!

My baby rolled over and gave me a scroatch for good luck!

scroatch by kelstermcgil March 14, 2010

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.

Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7 by samsung0804 July 27, 2019

Scratch the Russian 

... and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan. This tradition involves violence, cruelty, and lying from the Mongols. Such a state will inevitably become thoroughly corrupt, violent, paranoid, technologically and socially backward, but the Russkies don’t care 'cause they have lived all their lives in authoritarian shithole, i. e. those ignorant tools simply cannot even think of any other model of government.

If Joseph Goebbels were alive, he would be jealous of how well vatniks are saturated with propaganda and the majority of them are jingoistic Putin followers. Sure, anyone can listen to this Führer and his Reichsminister of Foreign Affairs, Sergey Lavrov's statements as long as you keep in mind that 90% are lies and 10% exaggerations - perhaps they all live in a parallel universe as sovoks did in Soviet times.

Putinstan's attack on Ukraine has shown that the war has been proven to be a clusterfuck, they have failed on many levels. Vladolf Putler's dream is to restore that shithole to true superpower, the dream might come true when he is at a respectable age of 120.

A watched pot never boils, therefore Putler's military has adopted once again the good old Mongol tactics; massacres of civilians, tortures and rapes. Like their Asiatic ancestors, they are destroying all infrastructure such as water supply, granaries, hospitals etc. etc., and schools especially if there happen to be children, those future Nazis are a potential threat to Putinstan.

Scratch the Russian and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan - more than 250 years enslavered by Mongols has its effects.

Scratch the Russian by O. W. Tongueincheek May 9, 2022

sac scratch fever 

The constant scratching of, and picking at, your ballsac due to discomfort, nerves or both.

These damn suit pants always give me sac scratch fever! Fuck, I have no shot at sitting through this interview without scratching and shuffling my ballbag.

sac scratch fever by sciflyer.25 June 8, 2014

DJ Sir Scratch 

One of the Original Ghetto Style DJs. Expert in Cutting, Scratching and all time Mix Master. Hails from Miami.

Lyle Wilson is DJ Sir Scratch. The One and Only, the Only One.

DJ Sir Scratch by Executive Sound Creations November 26, 2006

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

Scratching like a DJ

Scratching like a DJ by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

thief scratch 

Scratching a part of the body prior to stealing something from a gas station. This behavior is well documented on the Gas Station Encounters YouTube channel.

He’s going to make his way over to the beer coolers to check out all of his options, then he’s going to do the super obvious thief scratch, because thieves love scratching themselves.

thief scratch by Bernard Baruch February 11, 2019