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scrotumulous 

having the appearance of droopy bags
eg the makeup under her eyes is so heavy and dark it makes her face look positively scrotumulous.

eg he has not been to the gym for ages and his muscle tone is way down....his chest is scrotumulous.
scrotumulous by Fritsy Bitsy August 24, 2011

scrotumburg

just south of the dicquator
She went south of the dicquator to scrotumburg
scrotumburg by Natejustinschuyler December 5, 2007

Scrotumbugs

The perceived or real sensation of bugs of the scrotal region. An exclamation used to denote irritation at the present state of affairs
"Oh, scrotumbugs!"
Scrotumbugs by DrCPsyUK January 19, 2014

scrotumtouille 

Hairless rat; penis
Wow, did you see Herald’s scrotumtouille on Snapchat the other day?

scrotitum 

female breasts that over time, age, or childbirth will see a decrease in size and a very loose or sagging effect which in turn gives them a very low hanging and shriveled or wrinkled appearance similar to that of a large scrotum with a testicle hanging from it.
When her scrotitum hit my face, I felt like I was being teabagged by a giant.
scrotitum by boohip October 25, 2010

monkey scroutum syndrome

The state of mind in which you think you have monkey powers and decide to jump around from tree to tree butt naked while throwin your feces at people who happen to look at your weird ass.
Dude that mo'fo got monkey scroutum syndrome, he b throwin his shit all up in my grill
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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