GpsPenis

When your penis is so long it has a mind of it's own to track and hunt down any pussy located in a 2000 mile radius. Often used by rapists and serial killers (who are also rapists).

I'm lonely, I could really use a GpsPenis right now.

by SuckMyBigJuicyDictionary December 25, 2016

eaaids

When ea fucks you over.

I got disconnected from these shitty servers, such eaaids

by SuckMyBigJuicyDictionary December 21, 2015

Scrotumtum

When a man suddenly feels the urge to slap his scrotum repeatedly against every object and living being.

Bill Cosby: my scrotumtum senses are tingling.

by SuckMyBigJuicyDictionary December 22, 2016