Scroning

The act of itching an itch so deep that you moan.

1. I told the bitch she better go take care of her yeast infection when I caught her scroning in the mcdonald's ball pit.

by TheBovineAvenger February 14, 2012

scroned

Thoroughly disasterous luck befalling an individual or group.
Cobination of "screwed" and "boned". Coined in Montreal, Canada approx 1990.

I've lost my job, and as a result, my girlfriend dumped me and I was so shocked that I fell on my cat and killed it. I was totally scroned, man.

by Zesty Pete July 29, 2003

scrone

a bitch that would do anything for you, and dont even need to do anything for her.

damn that scrone straight wiped my ass when i asked her to

by sweathis August 02, 2004

scrone

to have scrotal intercourse
scrotally bone

Man, i scroned so hard last night it was crazy

by B. Goblin January 09, 2009

Touch Scrone

A more scientific and educated way of saying "touch screen phone".

Fatkid: check out my new Touch scrone
Travis-klick: did you really just say touch scrone?!?!
Fatkid: dont make fun of my intelligence..

by Skalpel-Axen9ne January 03, 2010