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Scroning 

The act of itching an itch so deep that you moan.
1. I told the bitch she better go take care of her yeast infection when I caught her scroning in the mcdonald's ball pit.
Scroning by TheBovineAvenger February 14, 2012
Urban Dictionary Merch
"Our flight was cancelled, I was sat there scorning."
Scorning by Haywirephoenix November 12, 2019
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Scronking 

The process of colliding two scrotum together

The act of boinging during sexual intercourse
I love to perform scronking with my love partner
Scronking by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020

scronking 

A game where 2 or more men play conkers with Thier scrotums all saying no homo first to crack Thier balls wins
If more than 3 people play then they must form a circle
Guy 1: Last night me and the lads were scronking
Guy 2: wtf that sounds so gay
Guy 1: don't worry we all said"no homo"
scronking by Mattyj006 February 25, 2020

motor scroting

Motor boating the scrotum.
I was motor scroting him all night long.
motor scroting by scrotum queen November 14, 2009

Scroaning 

another form of dry humping or grinding in that nature.
" He was scroaning her with his clothes on last night"
Scroaning by KrissyLo October 26, 2011

Scroting 

Scroting, the act of a male adjusting his balls or cupping himself with actual contact, with no cloth or material divide.

dude, stop scroting they aint gonna fall off.
Scroting by Spegbore September 2, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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