Schoning
The act of robbing someone of money or personal security with blatant disregard to laws or ethics; flaunting ones own money and material possessions gained at the expense of others' pain and misfortune; general asshattery.
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Ottis P. Schodinger
The first blind man to solve a Rubik's cube. Schodinger's revolutionary techniques have changed the way the cube is solved by many in modern culture.
Person 1: Hey are you trying to solve that rubiks cube?
Person 2: Yeah I'm using the Schodinger method!
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: Its the method used to solve the Rubiks cube by Ottis P. Schodinger the first blind man to solve the cube!
Person 2: Yeah I'm using the Schodinger method!
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: Its the method used to solve the Rubiks cube by Ottis P. Schodinger the first blind man to solve the cube!
Ottis P. Schodinger by JJJ "the big one" August 18, 2012
Related Words
Schoning • Schofing • schooning • Schninge • schoening • Schohning It • schoing to ghoul • schoting • sconing • scooning
Schninge
Schninge by binge&purge June 8, 2010
scooning
The action of inserting ones finger into ones butt hole and in a slow but soothing motion circling the inside of the anus saying wuuuw wuuuuw wuuuuuuuw.
professionals like too use there entire arms thrusting up inside of there organs.
created and made famous Henry Bos of birch hill camp
professionals like too use there entire arms thrusting up inside of there organs.
created and made famous Henry Bos of birch hill camp
Henry: hey have you herd of this new thing called scooning every body does it now-a-days.
Nick: o ya I scoon in the shower all the time.
Nick: o ya I scoon in the shower all the time.
scooning by Scooning Master July 19, 2012
sconing
sconing by katarina and christy July 27, 2006
scooning it
Pete: hey bro let's go holdup the 7/11
you: yeah bro
Pete robs the 7/11 and hears police sirens
Pete: bro we should start scooning it aye
You: yeah mate, time to bounce
you: yeah bro
Pete robs the 7/11 and hears police sirens
Pete: bro we should start scooning it aye
You: yeah mate, time to bounce
scooning it by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017
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