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Schoning 

The act of robbing someone of money or personal security with blatant disregard to laws or ethics; flaunting ones own money and material possessions gained at the expense of others' pain and misfortune; general asshattery.
"That landlord is really schoning us." Or perhaps "I haven't seen someone schoning like that since that slumlord lived nextdoor."
Schoning by PocoPuffs June 29, 2010
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Ottis P. Schodinger 

The first blind man to solve a Rubik's cube. Schodinger's revolutionary techniques have changed the way the cube is solved by many in modern culture.
Person 1: Hey are you trying to solve that rubiks cube?

Person 2: Yeah I'm using the Schodinger method!

Person 1: Whats that?

Person 2: Its the method used to solve the Rubiks cube by Ottis P. Schodinger the first blind man to solve the cube!

Schninge 

when you binge yourself to death on schnitzel
"that chick ate four fucking schnitzels tonight"
"yep, she totally just had a schninge'
Schninge by binge&purge June 8, 2010

scooning 

The action of inserting ones finger into ones butt hole and in a slow but soothing motion circling the inside of the anus saying wuuuw wuuuuw wuuuuuuuw.

professionals like too use there entire arms thrusting up inside of there organs.

created and made famous Henry Bos of birch hill camp
Henry: hey have you herd of this new thing called scooning every body does it now-a-days.

Nick: o ya I scoon in the shower all the time.
scooning by Scooning Master July 19, 2012

schoening 

a bro who is large, in most respects
max is such a schoening, he towers over us all
schoening by accccm March 10, 2009
(shea)/he was just sconing.
what a girl. haha jk, ily!

scooning it 

1. to strategically retreat from a situation when it backfires.
Pete: hey bro let's go holdup the 7/11
you: yeah bro
Pete robs the 7/11 and hears police sirens
Pete: bro we should start scooning it aye
You: yeah mate, time to bounce