Scronchy

All scrunched up, squishy, crunchy and wrinkly, like an old person or a rotting apple

That apple looks scronchy

by Succulent-Marshmellow October 16, 2021

scronchy

A person who is an asshole

Marissa: " i met a guy at the bar, he was such an asshole"
Jayden: " he's so scronchy"

by Marjay47895633 May 20, 2018

Scronchy

Fancy-assed. Overly elaborate and decked out beyond necessary, blindingly brilliant. Extravagant Uppity - above one’s place. Over the top

The sentence I heard my aunt say back in 1955: “And you should have seen it. You would not have believed your eyes. He was driving around in a SCRONCHY black Cadillac as if he were God or something.”

by Mzmscoyote March 13, 2026

Scronch

That thing Jodie Whittaker does when she smiles.

See? That girl does the nose scronch too.

by ThirteeenthDoctoor January 8, 2019

Scronch

The way of saying kill in surreal meme language

Meme man: I will scronch you
Orang:AAAAA

by Nesquikkid September 7, 2019

Scrunchy Wrestling

A sport where two or more males strip naked and place a hair tie Scrunchy around their testicles. To win the wrestling match you must be the last one wearing your scrunchy. There is only one rule, a scrunchy can only be removed with ones mouth. Much like a bride and garter. Scrunchy Wrestling events often occur on Friday nights where beer consumption is involved

Did you hear Tom Cruise loves Scrunchy Wrestling

by Top Square January 25, 2019

scronch

To forcibly take

"That is a very nice 🅱epis you have. Would be a shame if an interdimentional fruit being were to scronch it"- Orang

by doragon88 May 30, 2018