A portmanteu of "Scromiting" and "FOMO". Definition: When you are very excited for a friend's experience that you can't go to, you're scromiting in disbelief and happiness, while simultaneously screaming and vomiting; all at the same time.
"I'm going to see Pork Timbers on Saturday with Jared."
"OMG, I'm SCROMO over here, I wish I could go with you all but I have to take a big giant shit."
Like a smoko break but going for a break in the middle of a crisis at work. Named after Scott Morrison the prime minister of Australia who went on holiday to Hawaii whilst Australia the country he is in charge of is/was suffering natural disasters.