Scromo

(N) Short for "screwed up homo"

RJ is a scromo because he likes dudes and Tara.

by Deanna R October 4, 2008

SCROMO

A portmanteu of "Scromiting" and "FOMO". Definition: When you are very excited for a friend's experience that you can't go to, you're scromiting in disbelief and happiness, while simultaneously screaming and vomiting; all at the same time.

"I'm going to see Pork Timbers on Saturday with Jared."
"OMG, I'm SCROMO over here, I wish I could go with you all but I have to take a big giant shit."

by JammyLegs November 15, 2022

Dirty Scomo

A Dirty Scomo refers to the act of shaking someone’s hand, without their consent.

“She’d just lost her house, so I had to give her a ‘Dirty Scomo’ to get the photo op”

by ELK1 January 3, 2020

Going for a Scomo

Like a smoko break but going for a break in the middle of a crisis at work. Named after Scott Morrison the prime minister of Australia who went on holiday to Hawaii whilst Australia the country he is in charge of is/was suffering natural disasters.

Hey lads I know it’s busy but I’m just going for a Scomo break.

by Bushcomberbrown December 22, 2019

Scomo Handshake

When someone tries to shake your hand but you don't want to.

So they pick up any one of your hands and shake it like a dead fish for a second and then drop it down and walk away.

Named after Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison aka "Scomo" who went on a holiday to Hawaii during the 2019/2020 Australian Bushfire National Crisis.

"I saw a cute girl at a party and she didn't want a bar of me so I gave her a "Scomo Handshake."

by WazfromAus January 3, 2020

Scomo’d

To abandon a situation for others to sort out

The crap was hitting the fan , so I scomo’d out of there

by Scumo December 21, 2019

scomo

When you put yourself up for a job, but can't be fucked doing it.

And you think everyday is bring your wife to work day.

He wanted to be PM, but he's just a Scomo

Who the fuck is Jenny??

by 29gts11 January 17, 2020