Screwvenirs 

Lice you catch from screwing someone.

"I fucked that chic and she left screwvenirs all over my dick."

Screwvenirs by CrazyJay April 19, 2009

screwvenir 

anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.

Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.

screwvenir by Laura September 14, 2003

screwvenir 

Rhymes with (souvenir); This is something, a personal item, that you take with you after a night of wild lovemakin', after a booty call, or a one-night-stand. You take these things without the original owners' knowledge. It could be a t-shirt, cd, lighter, hairbrush, etc., that belonged to the person you just hooked up with. Sort of like a 'souvenir' of the encounter.

"How do you like this cool candle holder? It's a screwvenir from the other night at Todd's house."

screwvenir by Rhonda Q July 23, 2008

Screwvenir 

Anything stolen from a one night stand. Whether it be a used condom or a blender.

After Tim and I fucked like bunnies and past out, I screwvenired his entire collection of lawn gnomes.

Screwvenir by Klosedkasket September 15, 2003

screwveneir

An object you take with you from the area you just screwed a person.

Steve: Hey, where'd you get that lamp?
Will: It's my screwveneir from when I was at Meg's last night

screwveneir by thatacegirl July 4, 2014

Screwvenir 

Any exorbitantly overpriced and particularly low-quality memento, keepsake, or reminder sold by people in tiny little shacks in "touristy" destinations.

"My shitty $3 Bahamas T-shirt was only $28... ON SALE! And this $1 cheap plastic mug shaped like a coconut was a real bargain at only $17!"

"...wow....talk about getting a screwvenir..."

Screwvenir by ruggedzero March 4, 2019

screwvenir 

An item obtained from a sleepover at a friend's house, often cherished as a token of the fun and memories made during the night, whether it’s a snack, a toy, or a keepsake.

After that epic sleepover, I took home a screwvenir—a half-eaten bag of Doritos, a schoolgirl's uniform, and a borrowed DVD of an Indonesian movie that we watched during the night!

screwvenir by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025