spewvenirs

Refers to da assorted scattered bits of ejected debris dat are randomly deposited over all surrounding surfaces/locales after an eruption of any kind.

I always try to cover my nose and mouth whenever I sneeze or cough so as to keep spewvenirs to a minimum.

by QuacksO February 21, 2020

Screwvenirs

Lice you catch from screwing someone.

"I fucked that chic and she left screwvenirs all over my dick."

by CrazyJay April 19, 2009