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Scratcher Pen 

A small, battery-powered, rotary tattoo machine that uses cartridges instead of standard tattoo needles. Compared to standard rotary and coil machines, these machines are lighter, easier to use, and cost less, making them popular among amateur tattoo "artists" or scratchers.

While these machines do have their place and are useful for styles like fine line or tiny tattoos, the low price and ease of use makes them popular among amateur artists who really should not be tattooing anything.
Jim bought a scratcher pen off Amazon and started doing tattoos from his dorm room.
Scratcher Pen by Four Loko Frat Guy December 25, 2023
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penis scratch

A penis scratch medical condition where the human throat is itchy or in pain. It is typically caused by excessive usage of the voice, bacterial infections, or viruses. Common treatments include over-the-counter cough medication, metholated cough drops, and certain homemade remedies.
I cannot perform at the concert on Saturday because of my penis scratch.
penis scratch by Chick3nPie January 16, 2008

Penis stretcher 

The act of stretching/pulling the penis to its full extent while going piss in a urinal in an attempt to make your flacid penis look large.
Jake-man the guy next to me was checking out my dick so I had to intimadate him with the ol' penis stretcher.
Penis stretcher by The Squeeler April 18, 2009

penis snatcher 

a man searching the web for a male companion pretending to be a young hot babe- upon meeting, he will go for a snatch of the gonads to show the dude who is boss.
guy:i was on that dating site looking for a hot babe, when i went to meet her it ended up being some old dude

other guy: dude what'd you do?

guy:i couldnt get away,he grabbed my sack first thing!

other guy:raunchy dude, what a penis snatcher!
penis snatcher by penissnatcher March 30, 2009

Penny Snatcher 

Someone who only hangs out with you because they see you buying shots for everyone at the bar, so hell it must be their birthday too!
"Hey Pauly, you got the shots?"

"Yeah sure, ya fuckin' Penny Snatcher"
Penny Snatcher by paulyfr3sh March 1, 2019